a place for me-ok you can come too..

10:11pm: The last time you truly inspired anyone-is when you were dead...
Monday came round really really quickly! As quick as the Flash!Had a really really good weekend.
Even tho the squash is closer and easier-you have to admit(with possibly the exception of scott) the star is so much a better night out! I mean-you actually recognise real songs! Altho when we walked thru the doors and saw literally 3 people in the whole place i thort omfg-this is gona be shit! Even tho me n bex n liz were pretty tipsy(as tipsy as j-kwon!) from the g!then of course when the next people in after us were coral n lister it cud have gotten shit-but it didnt. lister is a cool guy.coral-not quite so cool.still somewhat of a guy!loved ducjess being emotastically overdramatic. also wet myself watchin bex n liz's suitors quite literally being kicked to the curb-as a huddle of man/boys circled them desperate for lovin in the last few songs!
imran's bbq was also a great day out, even if i got linched for not liking santana and his excessive guitariness and solos-or even excessive guitar solos full stop-in all songs ever(admittedly i did phrase it a bit wrong by actually saying i didnt like guitars)it was a really good day in the sun.the majority of conversation revolving around feet.the next posse event it to seriously cillit bang carmel's feet! BANG and the job is done! altho to be fair-our feet are as a whole arent too pretty! watched the game-which i really liked. didnt watch american history x because i was asleep. watched remember the titans which i didnt love but wud rather them just sing and dance their whole way thru it instead.
right now i am watching supernatural. never watched it before but i am pleasantly surprised at it.
i did the name thing from carmel's myspace-

my pornstar name- johnny high
my starwars name- all ley kar
my opposite sex name- jill virgin
my fly boy name- j.all
my moviestar name- peter galaxy
my soap star name- james bennett

thought a couple were quite cool.
anyway-i'm tired. i ve done nothin all day except sit in the sun and read lots of comics.ive even managed to figure out my top five individual comics ever and readin them has more intensified my aspirations to make my own comics.so im pretty 'umpf'(does positive fist clenching while making enthusuastic noise)about my projects for this summer.
so i'll see everyone around hopefully,stay safe,jmz

6:54pm: Imran stole my title. i'M the juggernaut! bitch!!
almost forgot how to update my friggin journal.damnable system.
i've been meanin to do this for absolutely ages. but because i've finished skule now,i seem to be doin more stuf-weekdays.
it's sik that the last time i wrote on this thing, duchess was still in sudamerica.since then we have
(forgive me if i repeat myself-i cant remeber wot i wrote last time.FORGIVE ME DAMN IT!!)

*had a whole weekend of the squirefestivities.
*went to the dry dock and the star for dean's birthday.where imran got off with a scary girl with but half a leg and one glass eye.
*partied it up at liz's the next day-wher as imran said i did some world class sleepin-as dean got wankered on some bizarre triffid weed.started watching 2 really good films but didnt see the end of either-must steal them from the liz
*went bowling . where it has to be said that everyone was shocked that i did kik some mighty great ass. despite falling over scott in my unbridled moment of testosterone fueled competitveness!
*then returned to the chateau squire for the remains of jamie's bbq and an enormous chinese.
*been to see snowpatrol in mancunter mit ste und imran und chloe und charlie. the patrol were really gud of course but like ste says the crowd were shit-undoubtedly gona be better in july when we see them in leeds!
*imran turned 20!he is so very old!!went to his bbq of course. didnt eat anything coz i felt sik-but cured my sikness with cider at the cockpit.
*baked a quite collossal cake, supercharged with sugar and all the goodness of dirty sex with a hobnob exterior
*carmel is bak in the country! alert the press!phone the queen!release the celebratory pigeons of festivity!(she has actually been bak ages!)had bbq,forementioned cake and a day of summery sugary yumminess to boot!
*went to see the streets who were quite fantastic with duchess! so cool! mike skinner is a diamond geezer! i do belive leo the lion is off on the cool list aswell-he is so good at singing-how is he not releasin his own material? then a great nite at the star afterwards!
*the creation of imran tuesdays. where films, pizza,ice cream and rough hardcore sex are the essentials. watched 'shattered glass' that had the middle darth vader in it. surprisingly good!
*a follow up-the jmz chicken and cake wednesdays.
*went to see morning runner as a surprisely gud gig with chloe and imran
*my first nite at the questionable squash where my fears for the future generations of this country are not put to rest-as we see jamie and his mates and literally hundreds of other 13>16 year olds squashin it up. how old do we feel!!
*a nite of chinese takeaway at lizs whilst watching the prince's trust and eurovision. a pleasant nite-altho lizs mum piks on me. all the time. dont even try and deny it michelle!!
*on sunday went to see slither-been meaning to see it since it came out- a nice way to spend a sunday nite
*a second imran tuesday where doom was the film of the day-acceptable if only because of the accompanying fish and chips-drool...
*little bit more of chiken and cake at lizs.
*thursday was becky's birthday.where my balls literally ached when we saw becky in leeds-distressed in a shop door way as me and liz attempted to crudely evade her. but the day was made all the better by a cracking nite at frankie n benny's. drunk and in bed by midnight. quite relieved to find my bed empty and not findin the overly flirtacious barman in ther.
*another nite at the squash-which before n e wun says owt-i did enjoy myself at. in a 'i want to sit with my bottle of sexually frustrated magners and mull quietly in the corner becasue ive had a long day' way. altho i was a lil bit worried by the man at the bar who asked me if i find hurtin myself a way of relieving my anger. he gestured to all the cuts and scabs on my wrists-sayin he runs a counselling group for younger people. errrr..no. i'm just clumsy..but thanks.
*the slamdunk festival where a day out with the lahers is a damn good way to spend the day. all 3 of them legends-worthy of entry into the book. altho-layla's(i dont think im spelling that rite am i?)friends are gits and think me n liz are actually brother and sister.thanks for that imran.it was a great day-altho the after show party did indeed over emo myself, liz and becky. fish and chips in the taxi rank did indeed seem the better option. i do love a good slab of batter.mmmmmmm
*went to go see x-men 3on sunday nite.
i wanted so much to love it more than anything else in the whole of the world.maybe i wanted it to be so good that it was doomed to disappoint a lttle.it actually pains me to say this.i love the x-men more than anything.(thats a lil lie-coz the x-men comics arent my quite favourite)
*its now tuesday. spent the day watching over the exhibition work n showed duchess and becky both round.i have to admit art is shit. n just by lookin at my stuf u wud say i am shit. but i doth protest-im really not.will soon find out-will get the results by end of week. pass?merit?disinction?time will tell.

i hope everones alrite. abbie-men are indeed shit. ill admit it-we're emotionally stunted.self intersted.governed by sex and food and territory. and as me and becky discussed weve got a reverse body dismorphism because all our mums tell us were gorgeous n handsome from the start. basically we're men. and half of the time you girls say you hate us,for the same reasons we know you love us.

STUFF-

MUSIC-Gavin Degraw,GoBettyGo(my sister got me the cd for y birthday and i actually like it),Boy KillBoy.I really like that 'stoned in love' dance track that has tom jones on it.i repulse myself..
DVDS-bought loads with my birthday money and large pay packet.nightwatch is fantastic. as is march of the penguins. bought the disney brilliance that is the black cauldron. surprised by the colin farrell film tigerland. ejaculated over the wonder that is the classic metropolis film-its crazy-its german whats not to love??!and one of my favourite films genevieve. i do so love films about races-another of my life aims-to be involved in a cross country race(another of my aims is to be part of an odessey or quest)i've bought loads more films-but have yet to watch them all.
RANDOM-if imran or chloe knows the names of the bands that supported both snowpatrol and morning runner then that wud really help me out.im updating the list of bands that ive seen(ps.everybody else do that-i know it'll take you all ages but it mite reignite some fun times and make you fall in love with a band all over again)
also imran.(this sounds so dumb) how do you spell layla and afzal? coz im putting everybody's familes in the ultimate guide to posse(yes-its a year on n i still havent finished it!).i'm only askin u via here so everybody will learn the true spelling n we will never have to ask again.

hope everybody is ok.sorry this is unecessary long one(hee hee)but i felt the need to splurge all over the internet(hee hee-that sounds durty too!)
stay safe yall.
jmz
ps.im guessin the comment is actually becky because shes the only person i know that uses the word 'cute'

6:38pm: my heart's not big enough to beat for the both of us
heres a little ditty i have written, im also working on a sequel called 'welcome morning'

welcome afternoon

welcome afternoon,
welcome afternoon,
its atleast another hour til we have to see the moon

welcome afternoon,
welcome afternoon,
elizabeth squire's birthday is on the fourth of june

welcome afternoon,
welcome afternoon,
around pretty girls i swoon,
jim carrey really is a goon,
i hope duchess comes home soon,
a cartoon can just be called a toon,
ancient vikings wrote in runes,
how i welcome afternoons!
afternoons!
af-ter-noon* af-af-af-ter-noon*af-af-afternoon!
ski-bid-di-ba-bad-bi-boo-boo-bah-ba-dab-dib-bi-du-scha-la-la-lab-da-di-doo-BOO!
AFTERNOON!

hope you enjoyed that. if you didnt then fuck rite off. you heard me-fuck-rite-off.

a few thoughts to raise-

1) why are there always immigrants asleep on buses? its not like its tiring-its not like there in there own countries where they have to pull carts of beetroots behind them. what are they tired from? presumeably not from working. may be its just fatigue from constantly riding the buses. or do they suddenly think they on a different bus-'oy vey-i am back to mother country goin. must sleep-conserve energy for difficult winter in croatia-need energy for escaping wolf packs. lenin rules'.

2)why do chavs always have such awful teeth?
3)why are bus drivers always such pricks? and why do i always build myself up ready to give a bus driver a piece of my mind-when it finally turns up half an hour late-but when i get on the bus after beating back all the old ladies-do i just mumble-'half to leeds please..'
bus drivers are such pricks because they know they can get away with being pricks to customers because the customers are physically dependant on the drivers to get places. they can be as late as they want because they know when they do turn up people will just be glad it turned up at all! bah! spawn of the devil!

second day of my holidays today.spent yesterday at home. not wearin pants. watched alot of abc1(damn you squire family and your liking for gentle mid american comedy!)
today, went looking for a hard back a3 sketchbook. went to dewsbury-and couldnt find a fucking thing. dewsbury is the shit whole of the world. the sphincter of the galaxy! i had to go to fucking batley and go the book depo thing in the mill village just to buy a decent book. altho it did result in a most embarassing story. ill tell people later rather than postin it up here(dont wori abbie and duchess-ill email you!)

got a new reading book today. called 'the traveller' by john twelve hawks. its tipped as the new da vinci code(is that supposed to tempt us-the d.v.c is crap compared to angels and demons). there was another book called 'the historian' which someone at school recommended me-ill get that later.

had a nice couple of old hall nites last week. having some sort of chicken cake dayish affair tomoro despite the schizo weather.

liz-i will give you a lift home from work on wednesday if i didnt make that clear.ill ring you tomoro n e way or see you at work if you dont read this first.

dont worry duchess. itll be fixed by the time you get home. all i need is a few elastic bands and a badger that is specially trained to sniff out explosives-then my plan will be complete! bwa ha ha!
(and no im not talking about my cock-i fixed that wekks ago-all i needed then was patience and an unhealthy amount of cillit bang)

see you all later,
some later than others,
some sooner than expected,

jmz

11:15am: ARSE GRAVY OF THE WORST KIND!
tuesday.
second day of the week.

hello to duchess, bolivia bound. sorry i havent replied to ure emails. it stopped working for some reason. so wanted just to say hi. yes,leedsfest line up is ok. i expected more to be honest. i only know a few bands. and i know thats always the case. but this is the first time that ive actually looked at it-and wondered if its really worth it.if i get one tomoro then i know its meant to be.

19 years and 3 days old abbie! hope you hada good birthday weekend. i did, so if you didnt then i'm shocked.

friday was good good fun. drank a bit of blue and a bit of green and a bit of red. and a very little bit of the mily white one.drank more cider. very nice. altho when it all foamed up in my mouth and nose and brought a little bit of bile up with it that wass less than fun. playing passout and got stuck in the 'jail' about quarter of the way round the board for about 20 minutes. and someone( i swear it was ste!) said i had to take a drink for each dot on the die each time i was stuck in jail(maybe i did make that up-but it just makes sense for ste to be involved!)
we wore tin foil hats ala joaquim in signs. mine was phallic with a pair of tin foils testecleese on it expertly sculpted by charlie-official posse fashioner of low hanging nutsacks.
then abbie was dressed in an entire tin foil suit. electro!!
i dont really remember much else. not that i was so drunk but becuase it all kind of blurred into a long fun nite. jamie and his muddy friends stole some road signs and traffic cones. we found some porn on the street which i think may still be in liz's front room. ORAL EROTICA VOLUME 18. still unsure of the persuasion of said porn. it could just as likely be mutual rinsing of cucumbers than it is of singular rinsing of a healthy courgette by a lettuce washer. i think i got that rite. either way some one definately cleansed some vegetables up stairs cos i stud in it and got my feet all wet!
i had a good nite's sleep tho. only started to feel ill while i was at work.

saturday nite was grea aswell. considering i wa`snt really in the mood at all. i had started to feel tired by saturday evening.
but went to carpediem. whcih was nice despite the elctro-death-rap-ensemble that were performing. altho-i did like our impromptu impro freestyling session.we are very very good.
went to o'neills. for magners. mmmm.magners.
then went to cockpit-which ive never been to before.had a really fun time. dancing(well-the random movements of spastic limbs i proclaim to be dancing). played 'beating heart baby' one of my top 5 songs ever. irony of sir mixalot coming on as an enormous man started to girate upon the floor like a epileptic elephant seal having a really difficult shite.

sunday nite, went out for some foodage for ians birthday. then returned to school yesterday. if i get less than 70% attendance for the entire course then i fail-with no ifs or buts. i fail and i dont get another chance. so from now on-i cant take many more afternoons off sadly. ive okd a cupl of afternoons where i have to leave early for work-like today for instance and friday. i'm working tuesday, wednesday and friday all 5 til 9 if becky or liz are also working. went to the character club yesterday after school. to better my own charcters(the ones involved in my work) and practice model making and construction.its run by amber so i like it. shes the best tutor of the 3.

anyway,really shud do some work.

question of the week-
if you were making an onstage posse show. who wud you have doin what. a cabaret if you will.

so far ive got

me, abbie and becky doin a lil impro intro
leadin into a set by scott and bandage
then youd have ste comin on and doin a lil 21st centruy comedy-where the comedian just stands there and says something like 'old people-WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT??'
id then have ste do a lil vantrillaquism with abbie on his hand.

short interval

some singing by becky and duchess and chloe-kid of like the nolans
some slapstick double act comedy from liz and charlie involving cream pies
short appeaence by 'puppetry of the penis' as they create scupltures from their enormous australian schlongs.
an ensemble piece starring all of posse-with dancers, pyro and peforming penguins.
then a grand old sing along with scott leading the brass band and all of us on stage singing the national anthem or similar.

see you all later. stay safe and hygenic. and by that i mean you imran-you filthy boy!
jmz ***

ps-the post before this had nowt to do with you.just needed somewhere to say it.

10:31am: Save your breath
please note-the people this relates to will never read this journal so i'm really just talking to nobody relevant

i dont want your advice. i dont want your suggestions. and i definately do not want to know what you would do if you were in my place. save your breath. from the last couple of days at school i really only have two options for other people.

1. tell me what to do. if you tell me what to do-instruct me or order me to do something then i will do it. i will do exactly what you want from me-exactly how you want it done. and when i do do it, it will the best its ever been done.
2. your other option is to shut the fuck up and keep any suggestions, advice, hints or clues to yourself. i do not want what you have to say. if it was a gift i would throw it back in your face.

those are the only two options. tell me to do something rather than suggesting it. or shut up.
suprisingly, i'm one of those people who dont mind being told what to do. i dont like being given advice though. so stop doing it.your 'help' is not help. so keep your opinions to yourself. if i wanted your ideas in my ,life then id open the door and let them in.

also. please dont post any comments about dis/agreement concerning this. it'll only piss me off more. i'm doin a proper post after this-just keepin the 2 seperate
jmz

10:06pm: I'm not like everybody else-I'm wearing odd socks
fharagff!it's sunday-again.. i'm not ready for another monday so soon! pretty uneventful life really.
saw liz on friday-met for lunch.sat in *bucks for hours.then went shoppin.went through the entire dvd a>z at hmv.i bought too much. i didnt really buy that much-just cudnt really afford to spend what i did. so spent this weekend watchin nu films

howl's moving castle(really really good)
breakfast club(how have i never seen this b4-its brilliant!)
flash gordon(aaahhh-saviour of the universe!)

ive still got to watch

james and the giant peach
the machinist
house of 1000 corpses(started watching this but it freaked my mum out so turned it off in the spirit of mothersdaynessful.)


so after whining endlessly like a vile gryphon of annoyingness i went to the party that i didnt want to go to.went into the room.saw the birthday girl-gave her card. listened to live band for lil while. chatted to few other wurk ppl hu dragged themselves ther.
but what ho! doreen and jim were at a family party in the next function room! so excused my self as i said i was gonna just pop in n say hi. well spent all nite with dj. gettin absolutley wrecked on cider all these old ppl kept on buyin me! met all these distant step family i never met b4.danced to all the old party chaunes-with children on my shoulders n feet.what a surprisin twist to the nite. actuali felt hungova on saturday. luckily had taken day off n so got to stay in inside clothin all day n watch my new dvds. or vds as mymum said today. yes she is infact that old. met natzs new chap today at djs as we held an impromptu party n danced in the rain.i think he was pretty freaked out by the drunken state of the family. jim was singing as loud as he posibly cud. my mum was talkin absolute shite.found out i ave talked to him in past. natzs 21st(my most shameful drunk nite ever)wher i talked to him then proceeded to hand the phone to natzs dran,even tho nobody was supposed to knw bout him at that point.then aparentli talked to him that time i actuali made natz wet herself when i jumped at the livin rume window from the bushes in the garden on my way home from a nite old hauling.she was on the phone at the time. screamed.leaked.woke up my parents. the lady next door came round to see if we had been broken into(fucking nosy roy n christine!) n i had to explain ova the phone to dave exactly what i had done and apologise.
scott my responses are

*if i was a cookie-i would be oatmeal and raisin
*if i was an animal on a carousel-i wud be a big panda bear that seated two children
*if i was a greek god i would be dionysus-the greek god of wine-fun and casual sex-constantly followed by dunken nymphs and fauns(aka posse)
*if i was an x-man i wud like to be nightcrawler but wud probably make a better beast
*if i was an english garden bird id probably be thrush
*if i was a pizza topping im a big salami
*if i was a biscuit id be a wagon wheel

ste-ure rite-i do like the crimea-especially that song that u mentioned.


in the words of elaine paige 'wasnt he good-oh so gud..wasnt he fine-oh so fine..isnt it madness he won't be mine..i know him so well'

dunno why ive just written that-heard it today n made me laff.
watching 'broken arrow'. yet another good example of my dislike of john travolta. he sucks. grease-worst film in the world-and that beats mimic(spoon boy) and road to perdition(ghaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhfffff)
actually shud go to bed coz im quite sleepy.saw charlie today-his hand is so swollen. he he. guess what rude jokes im thinkin of.im thinkin of three.

question to the floor-

if you were to cast 'posse' the movie-when it is made-which actor/actress(dead or alive-absolutely anyone you want aslong as they make sense) du u think wud play you the best?think of one for yourself and who you think wud play the rest of posse..
(i havent though of any but will post them as soon as i do)

happy stepmothers day to becky. our begrudging stepmum.x x x

and im givin a cool guy handshake with all the moves to you guys with my mind-so shake bak

jmz *

11:26pm: A frightening magic that I cling to
hi,just thought id do a short post before i go to bed. i know its still quite early but im knackered.ive been listening/watching quite a bit this afternoon n wanted to share

MUSAK
*the new Gorillaz video for 'El Manana'. how distressing is that?yknow at the end of 'feel good inc' it shows helicopters approaching the flying windmill island. well in this one they proceed to bomb it to pieces. noodles is the only one there and can do nothing to stop the attack as the windmill burns while still turning and she keeps getting shot at. the island eventually crashes into a canyon. a haunting image of noodles screaming amid the flying ash and embers. once on the ground the helicopters drop a bomb on it. i know its only a cartoon-but how tragic!! what did the harmless windmill ever do?its quite a haunting piece of animation and may just be my favourite music video ever.
*heard snow patrol's new tune. very good. a bit like spitting games tempo wise. but the guitar hooks arent as catchy. the lyrics are very nice tho-hence the title of this post.
*music i am liking of late-

jamie t-salvador(i think) its really good. the video with the little lad walking along bein really cool n acting out the whole song is good.what a cool lil boy!

lady sovreign-the uber chav that she is! cant w8 for her album to come out. hope the ordinay boys colab is on it. shud be mint

orson/the feeling-only heard one song by each-but if these are tastes of things to come then 2006 shud be great! i know they're very chart friendly and have had top tens with there first singles but there's nothing wrong with that. ppl who like bands and then simply stop liking them becoz everybody likes them get on my balls!theres loads of ppl at skule like that.surely the more ppl who like what u like the better-more ppl to share the joy!

automatic-raoul-i really like this song about a guy who makes special 'spicy' sandwiches for the band when theyre feeling low.

pharell-another album i cant w8 to get my hands on.liked him in n.e.r.d and his solo stufs very cool. like 'angel'. actually cudnt stop singing snoop dogg's 'drop it like its hot' on the bus home. the whole tongue popping noise stuf n the oooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeee. snoop dogg! A-N-A-L-ANAL!
then went on a whole gangsta rap megamix(shudders at the sound of that word) and sung 'lets get blown','frontin','beautiful' and 'change clothes' walkin up bennet lane. how ruude am i!massif!

the guillemots-i agree 'trains to brazil' was the perfect winter song.cold and depressing yet in a cosy,multicoloured christmas bulbs and long grey coats way.like theyre new song-but wud rather get the album-coz u just knows its gona be so gud!plus the double basist is quite hot(dont wori-she's a gurl!)

and songs by the energies,little willies and moring wood-keep comin on tv and making me feel gud. morning wood are ace-a bit like electric 6 if they were gud and had a young,dumpy yet strangely attractive female singer.

TV
yet again. watched the shit lady while on the computer. she wasnt very gud today. very predictable and seemed more interested in the fat persons sex life than her weight(the fat gurl was addicted to cheese btw).then watched 'me or the dog' hosted by a nother high powered bitch.it was about great danes this week. so gorgeous!three giant black great danes! but, as zeus is proof of, they have little judgement of theyre size and strength so when they get excited they can be really excited. and apparently,more so than any other dogs, great danes crave physical contact and the need to be touched and cuddled-awwwww

sucumbed to watching the games-which i swore i wudnt du-yet actually was entranced.the chance that doin the high dives they mite hurt themselves was the main attention grabber. adam rickett had two black eyes hehe(admittedly his werent caused by a rowntrees fruit pastille-oy). does anyone know who jk is?hes a contestant in the games. i thought it was gona b jamiraquoi-but sadly not. is he a kids tv presenter?

FILMS
the main summer im lookin forward to has to b xmen3.with all the previus two films characters returning(except possibly alan cumming's nightcrawler whi i havent seen or heard mention) plus loads of new ones.the beast.juggernaut.angel.collossus.shadowcat.callisto.
psylocke. i even think gambit may be in this one(rumor has it). but it may just be a subplot-as i think they wanting to save him for the nxt one.
hmm-i dream in comic book goodness.
if u want chek out these websites to get up to date on the xmen b4 i drag yaall toc it, and also look at alan davis' page(my favourite comic book artist)someday that could be me..

www.uncannyxmen.net
www.alandavis-comicart.com

see u all later,

jaime beacoup *

2:35pm: You don't need eyes to see- you need vision
it's tuesday. i havent updated in a while. id say ive been busy but id be lying to you all and myself. im not even gona talk about owt skuley or owt coz thats just pissing me off. ucas dont work i seem to have applied for the same course twice. the same wrong course twice any way! nevermind itll all sort itself out. hopefully before thursday as that is when the deadline is.
work at the big w has been eventful. on saturday i was assaulted with cd my an irate woman. she was stud at my desk even tho i wasnt the one serving her-so i politely asked her just to watch her arms while i served another customer who was trying to put her basket on my desk. the first woman went into a rage and threw the cds she was lookin at,at me. then another customer lied to the world. she rang up saying that there was no cd in her cd case n that i had forgotten to put it in. but-the cd had a security sticker on it-how cud i not have put a disc in it wen noone had taken a disc out in the first place? how dare they!! so i had to ring her up and apoogise-the lying slag! then i had to send her another through the post-all the while acting like it was my fault.
however i have gotten more hours at work-which i gud. im doin longer shifts saturday and sunday. im also getting a 5-9 shift on wednesday and probably a few tuesday afternoon shifts(which is a bit of a problem coz ill have to leave skule early)
i kind of have to go to an 18th birthday party for someone at work on friday aswell. coz i said i wud-hoping they wud completely forget. but then they told me i wud be one of the few wurk ppl goin so i felt really guilty. so if any of the gurls are free friday nite-wud u like to come with me for a couple of drinks. we dont ave to stay very long at all. or talk to anyone or anything like that. its at woodkirk country club so its within bus/walking distance-not very far from my house.let me knw if ure free..please...
am lookin forward to may. mine, imrans and beckys birthdays(the best ones). duchess is coming home and the subsequent duchessfest. hopefully wel get to do the park crawl. i finish skool in may. and giggage. snowpatrol, the streets and the slam dunk festival in leeds(we are goin to that rite?whos playing imran?) i know i owe you all money for these gigs and u will all get paid. eventually..
infact, im very grateful to you all. if it wasnt for you then i wud acually never go to gigs at all-i just expect u guys to srt them out for me. thank you.

glad that scott,ste n babz are updating. abbie making me laff n scott keepin the wheels turnng with group questions. well done.. also well done charlie for reigniting all my memories of drunkeness. i like us all.
by the ay-becky you did not recieve a shout out in my last post because i saw you the day before. therefore i had no need to give you a shoutout-you greedy person you!
at skule, the gurl i sit next to has split up with her boyfriend. she got a rough deal admittedly-but to be honest im sik of it. i just wanna tell her to get herself together, forget about him and smile for gods sake-hes only a boy.
but of course cant say that and have to nod along like i give a flying fuck. im not a very sensitive person. i experience very few emotions. yes i am moody but that doesnt count. when i think about this i have felt nothing today really. i felt hungry at breakfast, and i needed a piss about 2 oclock-but very little else-just a general feeling of well being. so im probably not the person to give advice on emotional or thought provoking issues and problems. bear this in mind you guys the next time you feel like asking my opinion.ill help as much as i can but to be honest-my emotional state is a little basic. im not good when feelings are involved.
my g&g brought me the three cds bak from holiday that are mentioned below-so ive been getting faithless gig flashbacks aplenty. that was gud wasnt it ste-'we come one' has been ringing in my ears all day-rememberin what it feels like to dance until it hurts!

group input in the style of charlie and scott-
WHAT'S/WHERE'S THE WEIRDEST PLACES YOU HAVE SLEPT ?

WHAT ARE YOUR SLEEPING HABITS?AND WHAT HABITS HAVE YOU NOTICED IN OTHERS WHEN YOU SIT AND WATCH THEM SLEEP LIKE A STALKER?

im gona do some more pages for Posse-The Ultimate Guide tomoro on my day off.so any other issues you think i shud address in the guide wud be useful. if its alrite with charlie and scott id like to use the data they have gathered in the guide too. you will be creditted of course as contributors to the posse goodness.
hope everyones alrite and all that so called jazz. ska-ba-dab-do-boo-oo-oo-bee-bee-de-doo(jazz skat). so from jmz to all around the world i send good vibes of happiness(that taste like orange juice)
tscuB * * *
may update later when i get home-dunno-maybe-if im bored..

ciao * * *

7:39pm: Yesterday is another country. Borders are now closed
Another monday. Been quite productive today. surprisingly really. got an exam tomorrow because I forgot to tell them i got an english as level and now have to do that fuckin key skills thing again! y duchess, y did we have to fail it, y?! at least its not on a computer, its sort of like a pub quiz apparently without the pub. so it shudnt b 2 bad.
last week was quiet really. saw charlie and chloe on thursday. went for tea at chloes. then saw chloe and abbie on friday. which made me feel all

'sunshine on a rainy day-makes my soul, makes my soul drip, drip, drip away..'

nice to see abbie. and im sure chloe will agree that abbie brought with her a wave of nostalgia. chloe said something along the lines of
'it was dark so abbie had a boyfriend'

which prompted abbie to compare it with

'im wearing my coat so i cant be drunk..'

as examples of warped posse logic.
your mission if you chose to accept it is to think of the most ridiculous posse quotes you can think of complete with the posse member responsible.
ill get the ball rolling-

'those beds that fold out..yknow..beds..fold out..'

so yes, very nice to see abbie. in her very nice hat. with lovely curlious hair which really suits you.
and while were keepin up with the joneses-a few shout outs-

*hello duchess. couldnt think of enough to put in a reply email to ure volumous email(much appreciated-many laughs)so thought id give you the first shoutout. glad ure enjoying ure jungle trek.loved the photos. you look great. lovin the tanned duchess! had a weird moment today when i randomly remembered bein in manchester and for some unknown reason tellin u bout my entire transaction at an atm. for some reason-that story lasted like half and hour-and ure incredibly sarcastic 'shoot myself in the head' response made me laugh. i dont know if you even remember what i mean. it was just a tiny little thing-but for some reason i rememberd it today and just sat in skule chuckling to myself maniclly! stay safe duchess-keep sudamerikanning it up! next stop of tour-duchess is peru, yes? play some panpipes for me luv.

*shout out number 2!(he he number two!) goes to ste. who i ave not seen in time! massif!

*shout out number threee goes newcastle way! hello to abbie and dean! the book is now complete with an entire abbie and dean update.all the stuf abz told me has been put in. including-dean's mishaps on the snow mountains. abbie's secret narnia toilet and deans prolific ability to cook.

*deutsches shoutout-to dan and not to liz. dont know when shes bak. but a shout out to dan and the black foresty loveliness that he so produces! frohliche weihnachten alles!

*satanic shout out goes to scott. who i hope his thang with 'catch it kebabs'(by the way-radiate subliminal mesages to the band suggesting they change the name-its really crap!)went well.

applied to manchester ages ago n they finally got bak to me. but im gona withdraw my application. all my mail keeps sayin 'miss j allott'( no jokes) and now theyve sent me loads of information to me thanking me for 'my enquiries about the disabled access and benefits avaliable to me'. as far as i know-im not disabled and i didnt ask for info bout bein disabled.so im just gona withdraw my application. i wasnt too bothered about manchester-the only real reason was that id be in the same city as ste-so you cud see us both at once. but apparently the art faculty's not too flash and they dont give you much contact time and guidance- and considering how i work i need as much guidance as i can get. the gurl i sit next to didnt even get offered an interview(I did get an interview but im not gona go)and just got refered. the thing is she really wanted to go to manchester-ha ha ha!
so ive rambled on long enough now.hope everyones alrite.stay safe everybody.
jmz *

6:43pm: don't take money,don;t take fame. don't need no credit vard to ride this train...
im still soaked. its just drizzling here but its absolutely pissing it up in preston. i got soaked. my hair is weally weally curly. went to preston. the train journey is really nice. going thru the hills and valleys. with farms and forests and sheep all around. i like that train journey. and preston is kinda nice. a bit like a large morley or a smaller leeds. it obviously wud look better without the deluge. but it felt just like any other northern town/city. the dept. of design is nice too. the guy who showed us round was nice and the studios looked cool. with the halls literally round the corner.
and a massive woolies. it reminded me of the modern high streets in york.
so that went nice.
i found out today that liz is in germany. i thought she was leaving this weekend so how stupid did i feel when i rung her up and asked
'are you in bradford?'
'er no jmz-im in germany..'
'oh'

im watching hollyoaks. the storylines have been the same for so very long.
the letter about gilly. the girl pressured into having sex and then bein called a slapper. the teacher and justin.
im a little bored by hollyoaks now. not that i was an avid fan before, but now its dire. i think its coz ive been watching it on an afternoon wen im on da computer or drawing in the dinning room instead of the omnibus version where they all blend into one on a sunday morning.

i saw a rabbit today running up a hill. texted liz and apparently she had just seen a penguin. how does she get to see a penguin, and i dont?! wheres the justice in that?theres also a casablanca takeaway in preston so scott shud ave no complaints if i go.

speaking of goin, i have to go to dj's tonite for foodage. sorry ive written mostly about preston today. its not that exciting-just thats the only thing ive done today.
tomoro is comic book day! yay!!!
stay safe as houses jmz * *

7:51pm: I try to discover a little something to make me sweeter...
Its tuesday people. nearly the start of the weekend! my weekend starts on wednesday-food at doreen and jims. then its comic book day on thursday and friday still remains free-day friday as i do nothing. and then on saturday and sunday i actually get down to some real work.
tomorow im off to preston. i think i know wot building to be in and the campus(from the lil digital map on the website) looks reali friendly and its dead close to the town centre and the train/bus stations.
usually when i go anywhere im nervous. i mean i was shittin bricks wen i went for my interview as fuckin dewsbury-DEWSBURY!! and i know this isnt an interview or owt-but still i wud expect me to be worried-im that kind of person as you know. this cool, laissez faire(in your face mr jones!) attitude that i have is simply a hastily constructed facade covering my apprehensiveness over the littlest things. you remember my breathing on the way to cyprus dont you becky. i cant even go into a pub or restuarant that i havent been to before without discreetly scopin the place out for acceptibility. thats really sad isnt it? but im not nervous at all. whats the worst this guy can do? whats the worst he can say

"james allott. get out. this is not the place for you. you are ridiculous and an embarrassment. go now and get a train back to whence you crawled. your hair is not as nice as you like to think it is"

i mean theres a chance that he cud say that and then slap me in the face with a bloody leg of lamb. but not a very big chance.
so im feeling optimistic about stuff. no real reason. ooh i did find out that nick park(oscar winning creator of wallace and gromit) is an honoured fellow of prestons design department.interesting.

so i skived all day long today. ssh dont tell me mam.i watched alot of comedy today. out two hours of my family. an hour of scrubs. the one where they all sing a "little respect' and now i appreciate becky's jukebox texts. ignore my irate responses becky. continue with your mission of sunshine.

so despite being in a gud mood as wearing especially comfy socks. here is my hatelist

Jmz's Hatelist

Confused.com
Hastings Direct Insurance 0800 00 1066
Mathew Perry
Daniel BeDINGfield
Natasha BeDINGfield
The Olsen Twins
Ian Beale
Ben Stiller
Adam Sandler
Jack Nicholson
Tom Hanks
Anthony Worrell Thompson
Dick
Dom
The cast of Heartbeat
Noel Edmonds
Ronnie Barker
Alan Partridge/Steve Coogan
Cliff Richard
Derek Acorah
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Harry Hill
Billy Connolly
Jeremy Beadle
King of Queens
Clint Eastwood
Seinfeld
Frank Skinner
Lulu
The House Doctor
Grease(the film and all the people and songs in it)
Jack Black
Jim Carrey
John Prescott
Kevin Spacey
Quentin Tarantino
Tommy Lee Jones
Louis Walsh
John Wayne
Bryn Terfel
Kylie
Robbie Williams
Trisha GODDARD
Catherine Mackintosh
Everybody Loves Raymond(not quite everybody)
Bonnie Langford
Queens of the stoneage
Angelina Jolie
Nirvana
Bruce Willis(in anything but the first DieHard)

there it is my hatelist. follow suite posse.im surprised how quickly i did this considering how longit took me to make my own coollist.

*yet again watching 'you are what you eat' and that stupid woman with her shit analysing. apparently you are very unhealthy if your shit looks like vomit.aparently shit shud never look like vomit. well its safe to say my shit never looks like vomit. my shit looks like shit.i want everyone who reads this and agrees that ure shit looks likes shit to give a silent agreement and raise ure hand defiantly *


hhmm. my mum is attempting to cook pizzas and garlic bread. it wud just be easier to buy coal and eating that rather than buying food and going through the whole chore of turning it into blackened ashes. sigh.
see you all later.love to those who deserve it. its up to each of you to decide whether you deserve it or not.
jmz *

7:13pm: give me the words and i'll say them like i mean it
my faith in top of the pops has been generally restored.they used to have everyone mime on it and ive just watched performances by orson and the feeling and they were obviously singing live. mosoltov. but what has happened to totp? it used to be essential viewing on a friday night. i gess with dozens of music channels-people kind of dont need a half hour programme to showcase new songs because by the time its on totp its been getting play on mtv/2/box for atleast a month. but the bbc got rid of it and put it on sundays instead and now its on mondays. what a tragic case of scheduling.
the same happened to saturday morning tv. its now on bbc2 instead of bbc1. i know its not that big of a deal-but i think we were the last kids to have a decent saturday morning tv show.
*live and kicking-all the versions with zoe ball/jamie theakston. then there was a different couple with a really hot irish woman with dark hair. then there was four presenters-katie hill and a guy called otis i think

*fully booked(which had gail porter and a scottish highland cow if im not mistaken)

*the saturday-with danni behr(you just knew she was shagging everything that came within ten feet of the tv studio!)

y'know who killed saturday morning tv? DICK AND DOM AND THERE FUCKING BUNGALOW!!

we need a new saturday morning tv show with-
*dave benson phillips
*a really hot female presenter(one that makes all the boys watching that girls are actually where its at)
*gung
*some sort of puppets that fight with each other
*the return of good kids tv-
? bodger and badger-minus the mouse with added mashed potato
?im sorry but how heart wrenchingly great wud a new series of animals of farthing wood be?
?the old x-men and spiderman cartoons. come on-superheroes are cool!!

*music from good bands and likeable pop
*gung
*gung
*some sort of participation over the phone games like 'truffle shuffle' where you just had retarded kids from bolton shouting 'LEFT!' 'RIGHT!' 'TRUFFLE!'. Those were good games
*a new programme like a teenage crystal maze or jrypton factor that have interesting challenges! that wud be ace..

yes i want saturday morning tv back. what i also want bak is partying on a friday nite so when i wake up in my sleeping bag hung over and eating bacon we all have something to watch.

(my faith in totp has been diminished yet again by the fact that chico with 'chico time' is number one-gargh!)

last nightsvicar of dibley was the christmas one where dawn french promises to have christms dinner with each household by accident and ends up eating 4 full christmas dinners(one of them being 5 courses).it made me smile and put me to rest as i squeezed out the last bit of my weekend . munday morning was not as bad as i expected. went to the train station to see bout trains to preston. they leave every hour at about ten to the hour and i think it costs bout 13 quid for a return ticket.now i just have to decide what time to descend upon the guy at preston.seeing as i never let him tell me what time to 'pop in and have a chat' doh!

best news-HUSTLE IS BACK!! Friday 9pm BBC1 Dont miss it!It sgot Linford'Lunchbox'Christie innit.
thats gotta mean it gud watching!
stay safe jmz *

9:09pm: Are you listening?? wooooooo-ooooooooooooooo..
I love sunday nights. They make me feel good inside. but yet gain its that time of the week where i fret about monday morning and still having no work done-anyway.

Im watching midsomer murders rite now. gotta love that barnaby.then its vicar of dibley at 10.Im gonna have to eat some chocolate when watching that. it just feels rite.
infact my weekend seems to have been dominated by tv. how very sickeningly working class..
i watched mean girls and van wilder and the second half of cheaper by the dozen on friday(i watched the first half weeks ago). i was really scared that i enjoyed mean girls. its just so girly!!and i finally seem to see why lindsay lohan is hot. well she was when she was a red head and had an arse.
who do the guys prefer-old arse L.L or new non existent arse L.L?Girls may comment also if they have an opinion on her arse and its repercussions.
and last nite i watched some of e4's 100 greatest scary moments. and white chicks-which yet again i was surprised i liked. my taste in movies has deteriorated in a matter of days. i usually have such good taste. i mean my dvd collection is brilliant-an eclectric mix of little known black and white films,hitchcock thrillers,tim burton,superheros,anime and offbeat hidden treasures. now im amused by two transgender black cops and the fact that one of them is being wooed by another black guy with a big schlong.how dire..
i also realise ive invented the word ECLECTRIC. when i meant to write ecletic-but i like this new word. i like it alot.
and today my afternoon has been ruled by the finals of reality tv. jayne had taped 'dancing on ice' final and then when i got home it was the final of 'just the two of us'. i now hate bonny langford. have a bizarre sense of repsect for torville and dean. feel i may have misjudged phillip schofield. like beverley knight. and see now that tess daly is truly more talented than vernon aky who is a nonce and is quite shit ever since he left t4.
also-did anyone else know that june sarpong was paralysed? aparently so. she was damaged years ago and ever since has lived life to the full, not caring what people think of her. thats why she is mildly annoying and has a laugh that goes through you like a rogan josh. but like torville and dean,tess daly and beverley knight she is now going on my 'List of Bettered Appreciation'.
yesterday and today went alrite at work. apart from my bruised ass from the game of 'spanks'we had yesterday that ran over into today.i think the aim of the game is pretty obvious-but some of the warehouse guys have hands like shovels and they really hurt.
did have the talk about childrens names today witha pregnant coworker. its scary. i dont think there are names that i want to call whatever foul creatures i dare to spawn by absolute accident. simply names i like. the boys names are names i wud like to be called.
oscar
oliver
terry
lincoln
jake
tara
scarlet
james(for a girl-then you can call her jamie)
the girls name are the ones i suggested to danny and debbie when she was pregnant with alyssa(who by the way laughs at my jokes already-despite being only 8 months old. i said the word shit in a funny voice n she was pissing herself laughing. i think i may grow to like this child as the only member of my dads family that gets me)
speaking of my dads family-went for my suit fitting satday morning. didnt even look in the mirror to see what it was like. i have to wear it whether it looks good or not. although my passion to own a proper top hat has been reignited. i may have to try and keep this one. i want to own a top hat-oooooh and a ringmasters costume-like the guy from the Pan!c at the disco video. that wud be cool..

i cud also own a proper whip for a proper reason.

stay safe all those who rule.
verdicks on lindsay lohans ass if you please.
* j * m * z *

6:53pm: there's no earthly way of knowing...
how shit was my earlier post?!
i am so bad at typing. i cant believe they chucked me off my pc-admittedly that room was booked for an exam.
so preston eventually got back to me about arranging a visit day n aving a look around on thursday n said id ave to email the guy because he doesnt have time to get in touch with me. literally minutes after i email him he rings me! im off down next wednesday-know the name and the place. know how to get there and what to do once i get there- just dont know what time to get there. how stupid am i? im just gona have to pretend he told me what time and presume hes free whenever i decide to turn up. nevermind.
forgot to mention the best part of weds..
a 20 minute conversation with duchess!! i say conversation it was mostly us shouting and asking the same questions over and over again. liz thought she may be in the galapogational islands. mosoltov for the galapogationals.but she isnt shes in ecuador. well she was on weds.the taxi driver may have thought we were absolutely bonkers. it was rather magical. even though i had very little to ask-just the usual,weather etc. how shit are we? anyway it was just cracking to hear her voice(i know that sounds so corny but its true-it was brilliant!)
it has just snown alot here is dewsbury 'massif'and the hole i dug in my g&g's garden is full of snow.its cold.
just watched the last ever episode of buffy coz ive never seen it. its good but not fantastical. but atleast ive seen it. watched that film 'elephant' that i mentioned. its good and interesting and kept me watching. but imrans a lil right-its a bit of a slow start and tries to be a bit too 'insert correct word that i cant think of at the minute but you all know what the word is'.becky's gona watch it and see what she thinks. mosoltov for the imran on his 50th post on his anniversary.
wokked it up majorly today. so much chinese food-shame that my sweet and sour chicken kept ending up with bits of sweet and sour fish in it. and no before you say anything-i didnt get sweet and sour fish by accident..judgmentals. created a new charcter called cuboyd today. yes i knowmits spelt wrong butbhes a boy with a cube head-getit? anyway i need things for him to do and say. and all suggestions will be considered.after seeing charlies voodoo posse i like the supernatural stuff and am gona do zombie posse-i suggest charlie do the same then we can make em fight each other. i may do a shaun of the dead stylee comic strip/series of pictures

'posse of the dead'
anyway should go again. im off down to my dads. i need to straighten my hair first. its curly.im off for my suit meaduring for my brother's wedding. joy.
bleh.
post on saturday maybe if i call home on my way to my dads. definately post on sunday.
new things that rule-
*seallions
*stephen fretwell
*ste(just coz)
stay safe,

je joue au jaimes. and when i do play him im in group 3.
i dont actually understand what ive just written-i think it means ive had a bad wank..oh dear..

10:18am: but the rowers keep on rowing...
just a bit of a short entry today. well a bit anyway..
its friday. i think people are meeting foe wokage tis dinnertime so im probably skiving this afternoon. not a brilliant attendance week this week seeing ass a skived the entire day yesterday. i woke up feeling quite hung over-weird considering we hadnt actually drunk that much. so i was ready for half ten. went into leeds and decided just to go straight to the comic shop instead of school and then came straight home gain. went up to my grandmas and dug a rather large hole in their veg patch(for my school project) and then came home home.
i feel a bit bleaugh today and really dont want to even think about thinking about something iportant i just want o wok it up.
weds was fun. went roound for pizza n cider at charlies. nice. had a calzone and a burger so felt especially greae enriched. but i was very hungry at the time. then we were gona go to hgs to wtch scott but didnt do went to the old hall. which was more fun.brankers. becky and scott brought up their mothers ginger pubes(not literally coughing them up!)
actually am getting chucked off my computer right mow so have to draw to a hasty close-more later on...

8:35pm: WAR IS PEACE* FREDDOM IS SLAVERY * IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
Its pancake day! I am gona have pancakes made for me soon! with chocolate on them! yay!!

i bought some dvds today. i got edward scissorhands because of the tim burton thang.ive never watched the whole film before so i wil view soon. I got 'freaks' an old black and white film that starred actual freakshow freaks including a torso! how cool is that?! no arms no legs just a head and a tummy!! it was in the top ten cult films of all time apparently. if anyone is interested the others included

* wizard of oz
*beyond the valley of the dolls
* plan 9 from outer space(that sham of a film where a man died in the middle of filming and the director thought the replacement wud be indistinguishable despite him having different color hair, of different ethnicity and loving exactly the opposite of the deceased)
* donnie darko
* withnail and i
* cannibal holocaust( a film that was banned because people thought the slaughter scenes were real. the actors had to be displayed to prove they were still alive. the animals killed in the film were real however)
* freaks
* rocky horror picture show

i cant remember the other but the winner was THE WICKER MAN.

i also bought a film called 'elephant'. dont quite know what thats about but it looks gud. and finally i got '1984' hence the title of this post.
bought the book on my way to berlin and that was weeks and weeks ago. since then ive only read bout half of it and i succumbed to buying the film. ile read the rest of it later because the film proved it wud get better and prove its worthiness. its quite disturbing in either format and wud recommend it. has anyone else read it?

danke schon fur die coollists everybody! finally a comment from liz! the day has come!! so if ive done my sums rite the coolest of the cool now consists of

Johnny Depp
John Cleese
Ewan McGregor
Chris Martin
Stewie
Imran
Dave Grohl
Debbie Harry
Jack Black
Stephen Fry
Marilyn Manson
Tim Burton
Micheal Parkinson
Madonna
James Nesbitt
Zach Braff
Will Smith
Samuel L Jackson

see what a difference the extra 3 contributions made, im very proud of all of posse. well done.
just watched you are what you eat and that sik gillian bitch really pisses me off! if i had to chose between bein happy and fat(good job i like this option eh?) and looking like that emaciated,frigging herself with a nice healthy cucumber ,whore then i know whcih id rather be.

anyway pancakiness is hollering. looking forward to the beer and pizza at charlies if the beer and pizza is still bein at charlies.drew some nice drawings of all of posse today and put them in my big book of drawings.had my crit with amber and it went really well. somehow we had a 20 minute conversation about batman begins in the middle of my presentation that alienated the rest of the group(they were uncool girls and a puff who doesnt talk to anyone-he just sits there and hisses when you approach him). so that went well.

next on the agenda is the HATE LIST 2006. similar rules apply. maybe a second post liz??
number 1 on my list
CONFUSED.COM!!!

hope everyone's ok and staying safe.
you all know what rulesby now-the list isnt necessary-you all rule!!
jmz

9:07pm: The Coollists
Please note some may be spelt incorrectly and the ? signs are there for those i may have translated incorrectly and are totally illegible. Also note that there have been three different spellings of Stewie(Family Guy) so I have settled for the spelling just shown. If I am wrong-I dont care.

Charlie's Coollist

Jim Carrey * Jack Nicholson
Charlie's Dad * Peter(Family Guy)
Solid Snake * Nobuo Vematsu
Tudus(FFX) * Bakura(YuGiOh)
Thom York * Chris Martin
Stephen Fry * Rick Mayall
Terry Pratchett* Sam Vines(Discworld)
Rincewind * Sly Stallone
Arnie * Bruce Dickenson
Nicko(Iron Maiden)* Viscious(Cowboy Bebop)
Mathew Perry * Henry VIII
Bruce Willis * Bill Bailey
Sephirath(FFVII) * Cid Highwind(FFVII)
Spike Spiegel *
Jay Bentley, Brooks Wacherman & Greg Graffin(Bad Religion)

sorry if some are spelt wrong charlie, i cant read my writing and some are just plain silly names!

Dean's Coollist

Bruce Dickenson * Howard Markes
James Hatfield * EDDIE
Stewie(Family Guy) * Brody Darce
Marilyn Manson * Vin Diesel
The Ramones * The Sex Pistols
Bat Fink * Banana Man
Jmz * Lucas Rabberby
David Batty * Nigel Mansell
Arton Seina(?) * Boxcar Willy
Johnny Cash * Antony Kadirs(?)
Hong Kong Phoey * Batman
Billy Bremner * Dani Filth
The Offspring

Abbie's Coollist

Aladdin * Stewie
DrWho * Kandinsky
Billy Connolly * Bill Bailey
Victoria Wood * Santa
Dean * Lenin
Trotsky * Melvin Burgess
Rosemary Connolly * Earl Grey
Charles Dickens * Jews
Gwen Stefani * Madonna
Pink * George Micheal
Jeremy Clarkson * Richard Hammond
hippy guy from Topgear * The Sugababes
Boo(Monsters Inc) * Imran
July Rising * Brandon Boyd
John Peel * Grandma Jill
Johnny Knoxville * Betty Boothroyd
Will Smith * Debbie Harry
Jamie Oliver * Paul Kay
Ewan McGregor * James Nesbitt
Chris Martin * The Offspring

Jmz's Coollist

Alfred Hitchcock * TimBurton
Betty Boothroyd * Winston Churchill
Kofi Anan * Tracey Emins
The Queen * Jose Mourinho
Debbie Harry * Annie Lennox
Gwen Stefani * Marilyn Manson
Mike Skinner * Pharell Williams
Micheal Caine * Joanna Lumley
Stephen Fry * Alan Davies
Dawn French * Micheal Parkinson
Peter Kay * penguins
Rachel Weisz

Duchess' Coollist

Johnny Depp * Tintin
Santa * Elvis
Charles Dickens * Tim Burton
Joe Strummer(Clash) * Kelly Jones
Freddie Flintoff * Captain Von Trapp
Ewan McGregor * Martin Luther King
Henry VIII * Stephen Fry
Alex Ferguson * Richard Rogers(Sound of Music)
Jesus * Winston Churchill
Seth Cohen * Walt Disney
Scarlett OHara * Will Smith
James Nesbitt * Enid Blyton
Julie Andrews * Kate Moss
Bono * Dave Grohl
Jack Black * George Micheal
Inspector Gadget * Huey(FunLovinCriminals)
Wolverine * George Gerschwin
Micheal Stipe * Slash
Shaekspeare * Peter Kay
Louis DeBenierres(Capt.Corellis Mandolin)
Death(Bill &Ted) * Bill S Preston & Ted Theodore Logan

Imran's Coollist

Will Smith * Zach Braff
Dave Grohl * Tim Wheeler
JD * Stewie
Peter(Family Guy) * Katie Holmes
Elisha Cuthbert * Angelina Jolie
Rachel McAdams * Lindsay Lohan
Hilary Duff * Sir Riddley Scott
Tom Cruise * Denzel
The Rock * Kurt Angle
Dr.Cox * Dr.Kelso
Ross Geller * Turk
Jim Atkins * Matt Belammy
Jim Carrey * Liz
Alex Ferguson * Andy Cole
Quinton Farline * July Rising
Jason Wade * Nicholas Cage
Ryan Reynolds * Carlton Banks
Phillip Banks * Seth Cohen
Liam Gallager * Will Ferrell
Vince Vaughn * Ben Stiller
Jesus * JackBlack

Scott's Coollist

Richard OBrien * Craig Charles
Satan * Wynton Marsallis(Trunpetist)
anyone who likes 'Knightmare'
Hurley(Lost) * Imran
Tony Hawk * Dan Brown
Fat Mike(NOFX) * Rowan Atkinson

Micheal Palin,Terry Jones,Terry Gilliam,Eric Idle and John Cleese(all from Monty Python)

Chloe's Coollist

Chris Martin * Pr Robert Winston
Adam Sandler * Thom York
Brian May * Dave Grohl
Debbie Harry * David Gray
Bill Nighy * Chris Moyles
Zach Braff * Steve Tyler
Liv Tyler * Dido
Tommy Pickles * Mathew Perry
Drew Barrymore * Cookie Monster
Boy George * Shane McGowen
The Snowman * Imran
Dr.Cox * James Nesbitt
Liam Neeson * Elle Wood
Joel(Athlete) * Micheal Parkinson
Darren Gough * Gromit
Will Smith * The Lilt Ladies
Mona the Vampire * Santa
Anton DuBeck * Richard Hammond
Jeremy Clarkson * Judy Dench
Julia Roberts * Myra Wilson
Miss Piggy * Richard Attenborough
Andrew Lincoln * Nick(MyFamily)
Colin Firth * Aled Jones
Jason Donavan * Sue Barker
John Peel * Shadow(Gladiators)
Grant(Feeder) * Phil Collins
Fairy on top of the tree


so that was the coollists for all those that did it. shame on liz and becky and ste. duchess managed to do it and shes in fuckin ecuador. admittedly stes in manchester so really all the shame can be placed on becky and liz!!

The Coolest of the Cool
Those that received the most votes

Chris Martin * Dave Grohl * Debbie Harry(Blondie)
Stephen Fry * Stewie * James Nesbitt *
Will Smith

these are the people who got over two votes are allowed supreme status as the coolest people we can think of.

Liz, Becky and Ste can post there lists as comments if they like. You shameful shameful people

see you later for a proper update

10:59pm: all the games that you wanted to play-WHAT'S HIDEOUS?!?
hello ,its sunday.
my fear of having no work done and facing complete annihilation tomorow at school has not subsided. ive simply tried to drown it in DoMeBadThings, Cadbury's mini eggs(not the dreaded creme eggs),Vicar of Dibley(the Easter one where they all end up dressing up as the easter bunnys)and chinese food.
i had tung hing roasted pork.
like imran it was absolutely rammed with pork.
saying that i have down some work. i did a nice drawing in sepia pens(eight pound!!) of liz. when im bored i draw liz.

she's easy.
then i did some drawings of 'button bugs' that i made up at work.if i havent told anyone my major project is about

*tunnels,burrows,portals,wormholes,sewers,grates
*evidence found in these places and the stories they tell-forensics,archaelogic stuff
*detective novels and films-sherlock holmes etc
*childrens books-alice in wonderland,borrowers,narnia,
rebecca's world,wizard of oz,yellow submarine. anything that involves journeys through time and substance to other worlds
*trap doors and hidden things
*victorian colonialsim,discovery,endevour. adventure-indiana jones,pirates etc
*the gothic-sybolism of digging things up and peeling back layers grave robbing,burial etc.
*other worlds and the hundreds of characters and stories that could be going on in these worlds that are beneath our floorboards and behind boarded up doors

sorry,felt the need to explain myself there.just trying to get a clear image of my work for my benefit more than anyone elses.

in response to people's comments
*thanks scott for the advice. it wasnt so much the money thing that bothered me because i know thats sorted its just the having to think about the money thing that made me want to flee to the scottish town.but glad for the advice and sharingness.
*ste's proberly rite. i want to go to uni to be a new me. well not really a new me just a better me.get more ammunition in my gun so to speak(actually i dont think i know of anybody ever using that metaphor in that context,hmm...)dont think im gona change or out or forget who or what i am-as if thats ever gona happen-im a posse lifetime member and i intend on getting my moneys worth-i just want to do more stuff,see more things n just generally get better at drawing. because lets face it thats all im ever gona do.
*i actually spanked myself with a pricing gun today in the stockroom singing along to the baywatch song.strangely liberating.although my ass ending up saying it was worth 32.49.

i am gona have a survey.comments for who likes and who dislikes kelly clarkson.
i know shes all pop rock chick n all. but i believe that she should be granted a 'all right to like' status. i know what ure all gona say-"you can like whoever you want to like.." but aparently thats not true i was singing at akule the rainbow classic 'since youve been gone n the razorlight boys who sit to my left and the emo chiles who sit to my right all dissed me to my face for around an hour about how lame kelly clarkson is becuase they thought i was singing her 'since u been gone'(note the grammatical difference).how dare i be judged by them of all people. i do have impeccable taste in music and life.my friends are the best. i have nice hair.my jobs not quite so lame(although i do try and make myself sound like a dj when i say i get to pick what music is played in the store-i make it sound like that is my actual job!)
how dare i be judged by other people-who are not you guys-and who do not as it happens have nice and clean and straightened ahir as i do!humpf!!
on that socially defiant rant about my hair and kelly clarkson i shall bid you goodnight.my work here is done,actually i havent started my work!ah well ill do it in the morning,old habits die hard i guess
things that rule
*penguins
*pandas
*duchess
*scott
*zebras
*spitting on lulu
*gromit
*jmz
*kelly clarkson
*straightened hair
*spitting on lulu again after she has wiped off the first spit thinking i was done
*stds(aparently)

goodnight all, jmz x? no x(like the advert)

10:57pm: haven't you people ever heard of-closing the goddamn door...
ok, so not the best way to deny the whole 'many faces of jmz'. n i admit my earlier update(i finished becoz my steak was ready) was a lil downbeat but ended with me actuali negatin al i had said previous n the wave didnt reali matter coz the universe cares for me. what i forgot to mention was i am infact in a very good mood!!
bought the new wallace and gromit yesterday n i have to say that it may be my favourite film rite now! i know its sad but its so gud!!gromit is also my latest rolemodel-i intend to use my eyebrows alot more from now on in a way of expressing emotions without the use of speech ie. mime.

i also have a new aim in life. if i die without acheiving this then god and lucifer have the eternal rite to punish me forever.

I AIM TO SPIT ON LULU BEFORE I DIE.


thats it.
also bought corpse bride. forgetting i actually wanted to buy the special extended version later on becuase it has art pages and a buk. never mind. bought fantastic 4 too. its not that gud yet not that bad either.atleast my other aim of having the entire comicbook film collection(im not even close!) is getting there.
i havent seen if anyones replied to the other post yet(if anyone has then thats really sad .these should be read together because i only broke off to have my tea and then it wud have been an absolutely enormous post n everyone wud have hated me more.

halfterm has rekindled my fanboy love for buffy. its been on sky at dinnertimes n its the last series their showing-the one i missed n its actually really gud.i like it better knowing that joss whedon-the writer-creator also did serenity and is currently writing 'astonishing x-men'. so i like him more.
speaking of serenity-its out munday-i may pur-chase. also may buy firefly becoz im a completeist.
hustle is bak in march.grrrrrr jaime murray!!the british liv tyler!
scarily i have been listening to alot of teenage girl music today. i mean music made by not for teenage girls.someone put on kelly clarksons album on at work.fairy nuff. then ashlee simpsons new one. then hilary duff's album. then lindsay lohans album.boy did i feel gay. i mite aswell have stud on the cash desk and whipped my self with a pricin gun(nice imagery eh?!)i knew most of the words n felt dirty afterwards like id been watching too much mtv or E!
BLEUGH. IT WAS FUN THO.

despite doin no work i feel inspired to do something with this journal.maybe a comic review section. or maybe some sort of story done in chapters(possibly posse related)oohh maybe i cud ask someone at skule to help me make a website that i can put drawings on for everyone in the world to see..
the possibilities are endless.infact i cant think of any more rite now.so maybe not quite endless.
things that rule-
*penguins
*pandas
*duchess
*zebras
*scott
*gromit
*spitting on lulu

stay safe, jmz x

7:58pm: i can feel the wave on the horizon
evening all

can anyone else feel the wave comin? proberly not. i mean it is my own personal wave after all. and when i say that i dont mean the wave that erupts through scott about every five minutes no matter where and who is with.
i mean the utter and absolute wave of fear, loathing and terror that rocks me every so often. the wave of indescribable horror when i realise all that is in my life could just go.

admittedly this does sound a tad overdramatic. but stay with me. it gets worse..

things have just dawned on me. i have so much work to do for my first day back. and despite doin fuck all all week(halfterm) i still havent found time to do any work. i have to go on open days soon and i dont want to becuase that will mean that its all real.i dont want to thinlk about uni at all. about finance and loans and accomodation, interviews, open days, grants and all that.but the wave is fast approaching and theres nothing i can do to stop. i mean- there is-but i just cant seem to do it. and i always do this to myself. i did this at gcse, at aslevel, at alevel, goin to lcad, doin ucas etc. i leave everything till the last minute. but thats not the thing that gets me its the fact that i can see the wave approaching for months but i just kid myself into thinking itll go past me without contact.
in fact thats not even the worst thing-the worst thing is i know itll all work out. ill get my shit together and pass all i need to pass. sort out everything i need to and suceed. ill ride the wave till it breaks. somehow i always find i way to blag and even though its a good thing-what happens when my luck runs out?its not a good way to live my life-just leave everything and hope it all falls into place.
i want to change but i think ill leave it till later.

the first sign of the wave was last nite. ian just casually throughs in-
"so james , what are you gona do about this uni thing?how are you gona finance it?"
i had my shoes and hoody still on. my fone and wallet were in my pocket. id just been paid yesterday.
i seriously considered running away because it was simply easier than answering his questions. i dont know where-running away-as far as i possible could.just run away. i had romantic dreams of ending up in some far remote scottish seaside village as the mysterious boy who just turned up one day. got a job in a local shop and a room at the bed and breakfast. i could ditch my name and history-the perfect chance for me to work on those fake identities and accents i practice when im drunk.

i thought about all that in a matter of seconds. but what would i do when my past eventually caught up to me and the village people had discovered id lied to them all along. despite all those itv dramas where all is forgiven and i find a balance between my two lives. i bet those scottish fishermen are handy with harpoons. id go down like a sack of shit.

i know this is a lot of over dramacism and exaggeration. my things are not such big things(except for my actual 'thing' thats 'huge') and all u guys have been through this and the wave was simply a slight splash. it all just seemed a big deal at the time. and i wanted to run away so bad. run so very far away.
then i wud have really lost everything. whats worse than running away? coming back to where youve run from.
just thought id share and update considering scott thinks hes the only one that does. ha jokes on you. i update and actaully about real stuff.
i dont even know why im worried. everything always falls into place for me.my luck will continue with minimum effort, work and consciousness. my eternal and fateful blag will reign supreme. im never gona change.
penguins, pandas,duchess, zebras and scott all rule.
stay safe, jmz x

8:50pm: winter,spring,summer or fall, all you gotta do is call...
Today has been a rather nice thursday.
ive just posted a comment on charlie's journal saying how i suddenly felt weird and cold. have now realised my pants have a whole in them and the 'draft' mentioned is actual and not spiritual. apologies. mosoltov.

everyone seems to be very vocal all of a sudden. dont get me wrong but it seems a lil odd considering how quiet everyone has been of late.hope everyone is feeling better.

i have a place at uni. lincoln have offered me a place on the condition that i pass my foundation course(almost passed it all ready). lincolns not my first or second choice-because i dont apply to them until march-but its nice to have a guranteed back up. lincoln is a nice place and to be honest i really dont have a preference when it comes to unis. as long as theyre relatively close and end up doing what i want to do, then im happy.

things i am looking forward to-
*building a den, treehouse in the summer
*duchessfest
*goin to haworth soon
*err-SNOWPATROL!!!!
*the good birthdays-abbie's, mine, becky's-the best birthdays
*x-men 3(may
*leedsfest-read in the paper that alice cooper, arctic monkeys, chiefs,strokes,musr and franz are good bets
*roadtrippin(on bus obviously like im goin to learn to drive!)
*easter
*anti valentine's day

how good was shameless!!?? two hours(c4 and e4) so good.it makes me smile so very very much. i think it even brought a tiny bit of wee out of me with its poignant comedy and the lil monologue bits at the beginning and end just make me glad to be human.

reading becky's journal i think she may be losing her mind.
luv, i think you may be losing your mind.
or your pregnant-to a human, alien hybrid that was implanted within you at leedsfest last year...i will be the first to join your invasion force-take me to your leader..

am watching the eleventh hour now-that patrick stuart thing-its quite good.
please liz, make a comment. everybody else comment too so liz doesnt feel singled out,
stay safe, penguins rule, pandas rule, zebras rule also.
jmz x

ps ppppppppooooooooooosssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

8:31pm: rubber ducky!i love you rubber ducky!
hello everybody. are we sitting comfortably. ive got a feeling this is gonna be a long one. he he 'long one'. i AM funny.
berlin was good. i got to know people that i hadnt done before-yet the couple of people i knew already really started to piss me off. i used the 'c' word so many times under my breath you would all have disowned me. infact i use the 'c' word an awful lot just not outloud-in my head or under my breath..i wud have enjoyed it so much if it was a posse trip. it was very interesting and alot of fun things to do. the hotel was nice and the places to eat were gud. i did speak the german and got used to the transport system pretty quick. it was quite scary with the trams and the trains and the u bahn-but id know it better if i went back. ste, i wud think it wud be a gud place to visit but to be honest i didnt see much open space even on the outskirts when we left the city to visit a couple of smaller towns. there are hundreds of hostels though as you would expect. it was very cold though. but i got used to it.
in relation to doctor pong that i mentioned. well. when we found it we were a little miffed.it looked like a derelict shop with a small poster outside saying 'dr. pong'. it looked like a seedy underground club. it was. with dirty electro/rap/reggae and jazz playing. no decoration on the wall. there was no bar-there was however a man with a neon strip light and a fridge.there was one pingpong table and everybody played at once in a relay-im sure you all remeber from school. as boring as it sounds sitting there and watching(we were too afraid to join in both nights wew went) twelve dodgy,transgender students,turkish taxi drivers and filthy old men play pingpong is far more entralling and engrossing as it sounded.
the second night just me and a girl called vicky went back because we found it so bizarre and dodgy. a guy walked up to us. german. asked us where we are from?
'leeds'
'leeds in england?'
'yes'
'my favourite band is from leeds..'

who would you ahve thought this was?kaiser chiefs? possibly arctic monkeys(he was german and looked especially daft)?
no
'..chumbawumba!! do you like chumbawumba?'
20 miuntes pretending to talk about chumbawumba like they still exist while he repeatedly stroked my knee. i was sat next to vicky with my legs parted in a defensive manner and creating a barrier between them and her. some of you girls may have noticed that i may have done that to them.
inadvertently i was exposing my crotch to all and sundry..
which i can only think spurred on my brief encounter with the bald old german man in the toilets who made for the gropage...
anyway glad im home really. wud go again in better company.
since being home i have purchased quite a bit(i know surprising) bought some cds
*the first and third goldfrapp albums(i have the middle one)
*the kooks-lovin this alot like hot hot heat
*mitchell brothers
*kano
*kanye wests latest album
am i black?i may yet turn out to be a chav- i am likin the rap.word.
attempted to go see kingkong. attempted being the crucial word. we ended up seeing memoirs of a geisha. yes i am in fact a gay black man. in wasnt that bad actually. not a film i would have set out to see but nice enough. plus i had ice cream.then pubbage and pizza.
since then however ive been a bit bleh really. had my assessment on monday-they said i have loads of talent and potential yet fail to capitalise upon it and maybe i have some sort of psychological issues holding me back..i have issues?! I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES! it was menat to be a review of my portfolio not a therapy session. apparently im holding back and afraid of pushing me self. c**t!
anyway after taking tuesday off in bleh-ness and having wensday off as usual. went to school today. had some good ideas. feel more motivated and set to get to work tomoro. admittedly five days too late. bleh
in response-
*duchess?tatoo?coooooolllll. i want a tatoo-i want lots yet i wud probly get too bored too quickly. cant w8 to see it
*also duchess et al. sorry i havent been emailing lately. no excuses really im just lazy and a bad person
*about to watch hotel babylon. it had a bad write up but ive been wanting to watch it for a while
*sorry the ultimate quiz has been postponed. it just didnt seem right so im revising it all and starting again.
*the rubber duck title refers to the rubber duck on top of my pc
*sorry for the really long post.didnt really have a lot to say just rambled as per usual.
sta safe. penguins rule. pandas also rule. zebras rule auch.
jmz

1:23pm: dont mention the war...
so im in germany. at the berlin museum of communication. its pretty cool . not at all stuffy. what is weird is that on german keyboards the z and the y are in each others places so please excuse any mistakes. berlin is all right really. its a bit difficult and scarx considering weve never been here before. especially getting around on the underground. any way-how much do i rock?! i spoke fluent brilliant german to the woman behind the bag check. i managed to say i was english, my german wasnt very good because id forgotten alot since school. my camera was in my bag and my film was in my jacke and id forgotten to take them out before giving her the bag. even better she understood me. alles is klar..the hotel-hostel is alrite. im sharing a room with four randomly placed guys but they seem alrite.we are in some sort of ghetto though. its covered in grafitti eveerything!shops, houses, people, dogs. its also really realy cold. minus 19 last nite. went to the top of giant tv tower lAast nite n saw the entire city.
ooh the mueseum also has loads of robots that foloow u around. its pretty cool. anyway shud e looking around more. i think were goin shopping later,brandenberg gate n checkpoint charlie. some war memorials. theguggenheim, shopping more. dont expect any or any nice presents. i think were off to a nite club tonite called ´king pong´ where theres loads of table tennis tables arounds the club.must got
tscuß!!

7:55pm: i fall asleep with my friends around me. its the only place that i feel safe.
hello on this self indulgent tuesday. i say self indulgent because that is all i have done today. indulged myself. mmmmmm DULGE.nothing sexual-ive just spent all day doin the book and stuff. updated all my notebooks/scrapbooks/sketchbooks. doodled and drank a lot of tea.
nearly got interviewed by real radio today. bout celeb big brother. walking down by the train station with a few people from skule and got stopped by a lady with a microphone. she asked me if i watched celeb big brother. i stupidly said no. end of my interview.

sorry to sound a little grim now. just watched channel 4 news. with all the stories of twisted teachers in the news- a man who to all intents and purposes isnt a paedophilehas been branded a paedophile and lost his job. i know there are real cases goin on . all paedophiles, granny bashers, rapists and murders should be killed or castrated. i know its an infringement of their rites but in what way are they human?
any way. a teacher was put on the sex offenders list for beginning an affair with an underage pupil. i know this is wrong and unprofessional and all that. but they were together for 20 years, married with 3 children.
if i was to have sex with a consenting 15 year old(not that i am,before you jump to conclusions!)would i be put on a sex offenders list?would that be statutory rape?
i dont mean to bring anyone down or anything, im just intrigued by the laws. how some people can slip through them while other-probably innocent people can be punished instead.

anyway. brighter writing.had a gud nite on saturday. realised its gud news that scott is working in a pub. thats close to home. where we can get drinks. play darts.hang out. bar becky.
go on. you know u want to bar becky...
liz was last weeks drunk, taking the mantle from becky. who shall this weeks victim?

*please note-'you are what you eat' is on. that ugly skinny bitch has just begun to analyse a giant shit. no joke-one fucking enormous shite. in a bid to analyse his diet. here's one analysis-hes eating too much to produce that enromous piece of fucking shite. sik bitch..*

anyway.went to lizs for tea and biscuits. she showed me where u were sik outside her house becky. somehow shameful yet something to be proud of. good splashback.
while watching comedy at lizs i realise that i lie to you guys alot. dont wori-nothing serious or major. just little things. usually im not alone(not naming any names-liz!!)-like when pheobe and chandler pretend to watch the game instead of helping monica cook.just little things that sheath the truth. damn. shudnt have said that-youll be looking out for it..hee hee sheath

the book is completely up to date. i have parodies of narnia,king kong and serenity.ive already done a bits and bob, but i need your help..
are there any parodies that i can posse-ise
any cartoons, celebrities, things you want me to tributise in the book
any posse related things you thing i mite have overlooked and shud put in
any interesting features i can add-im starting some wordsearches and crosswords tomorrow.
are there any classic and vintage moments, events, one liners you want to see in the current book.

any help will be much appreciated.if you got any comments or input please post it here.
prepare for the ULTIMATE QUIZ. i know ive hyped it up but it will be gargantuan and its coming all your ways tomoro. or maybe thursday.hopefully tomoro.
stay safe. penguins rule
jmz

6:44pm: The lines of communication have broken...
hmm yes. Why has no one told me about the goodness that is channel 4's shameless?! I now that Becky likes it but didnt tell me how good it was-anyone else? U know that i rely on you guys to be my drone bees that feed the queen(i use that term in a strictly insect way rather than the homo way) with information and external input.. ile let it go just this once.
but anyway shameless is great! quite surprised i like it considering how i dont usually find myself liking what is considered groundbreaking(i was surprised that i enjoyed 'crash'). but i did watchh it with my mam n ian-probli not the best idea to watch an intensely homoerotic tv show with my barbarian like parents...

wednesday was nice-had brunch with the girls(i sound like the queen in sex and the city). i am a hunter/gatherer/provider. providerer of well done bacon, cinnamon and raisin bagels, mini pancakes,chocolatines and juices. i am also a spiller tho and spill the juice that i provide.
had my hair cut-its a bit too short but itll grow again quick enough-it not a emo as i intended but she cut it so my fringe will somehow grow quicker than the rest so its still on the cards.
did some animation today at skule. theyre not all that bad but probli not the focus of my life from now on.

i now propose a question to the floor-

what do you want for 0S?
( apart from hay and a nice warm stable)

i want
* to have fun in berlin despite not really knowing anyone
*the return of hustle
*the duchess fest
*pharell williams album
*the return of keane and snowpatrol and the killers new albums and songs-but theyll probly be in the autumn rite? theyre kind of autumny
*a really gud summer-daytrips-haworth, ice cream places, the seaside, the golf place, somewhere with boats,all the parks and halls in the area, cold cider and lager in summery gardens, bbq
*to get into uni-hopefully preston and actually have a good time

i agree with liz-im now bored of winter-i want some sun!!

so yeah-everybody-what do you want for OS?
stay safe, penguins rule, jmz